I reneged on my solemn vow to never watch another award show.

Tonight, I have admitted myself into award show rehab. I am speechless!

Watching the wonder of the movies reduced to this tiresome, unfunny farce… a truly, transparently awful broadcast. The embarassment and unease… the anorexia both real and of the soul… the scatalogical, foolish host attempting a youthful irreverence is irrelevant, self congratulatory and not remotely funny.

Where is the roar of the crowd, the smell of the grease paint..? I guess we’ll ask “Ted” at the post mortem.

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